Katy Perry isn’t shy about donning some far-out fashion, and she’s certainly a fan of showing off her curves. When those two things combine, the world is treated to revolutionary new cleavage creators and bizarre boulder holders. Take a tour through Katy’s craziest chest contraptions.
Whipped Cream Guns
With music video stills like this, Katy Perry should have called her album Teenage Cream.
Candy
Candy ropes make for great bra support.
Movie Reels
Lights. Camera. Action!
Records
Katy Perry is a record collector for different reasons.
Hershey Kisses
It’s a new take on white choclate.
Cupcakes
Made in Katy Perry’s Easy-Bake Bra-ven.
Sushi
This is what happens when East meets breast.
The American Flag
Wonder if this is what Betsy Ross had in mind when she sewed Old Glory.
Grandma’s Curtains
Quite crafty.
Gold Leafing
Classy AND seasonal.
More Slime
Katy Perry was way ahead of the neon trend.
Slime
You fools, slime can’t stop zombie Katy Perry from looking great.
A Snowman
This was the best day in Frosty’s life.
Elmo’s Face
If Sesame Street looked like this, PBS would never need to hold a pledge drive again.
Plants
Katy Perry — singlehandedly destroying rain forests for fashion.
Flowers
There’s nothing secret about Katy Perry’s garden.
Strawberries
Guys have Fruit of the Loom. Katy Perry has fruit of the boob.
More Candy
Katy Perry’s favorite designer? Willy Wonka.
Dice
If the whole pop star thing goes south for Katy Perry, at least she has the right ensemble for a career at the craps table.
Disco Balls
These sparkling disco balls on Katy Perry’s white dress reminds us of those candy buttons from childhood.