HELLO hello Lilo… what’s with the mahoosive boobies?
I get it… it’s a cunning ploy by Lindsay Lohan to deflect attention away from her face.
It might have worked too had she not plastered on 17 layers of blusher, drawn a pair of panda eyes, and over-glossed her trout pout.
An abomination… all in New York fashion week too. How Loh can she go?