Here are the Lindsay Lohan topless pictures from that Muse magazine photoshoot was we had up last month. I don’t know about you guys but I cannot wait to see Lindsay Lohan cut through all the bullshit and do porn. She is lazy as fuck, she love money, she is addicted to drugs and she is promiscuous. While I am not a professional career counselor, you cannot tell me porn is not her true calling. But she is just waiting good time posing nude for art magazines right now when she could be achieving her full potential. The porn thing is not too far off because she will be naked for the entirety of her latest role. Hollywood Life report:

“Lindsay Lohan is about to let it all hang out in her latest film role – and we’re not talking about her emotions, either.

Not only will the actress go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action flick, Machete, but she goes skinny-dipping with her on-screen mom!

HollywoodLife.com got a hold of the original Machete script, and as of now, Lindsay – who has about 10 minutes of screen time as gun-toting socialite April Benz – is slated to get wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek who plays her mother, June.”

This might be the role that finally jump starts Lindsay’s stalled acting career. I hate to be so presumptuous, but I think an Oscar may be in her future next year. “Best Topless Scene” is a category, right? Click on pictures to enlarge.