Lindsay Lohan’s swung a tremendous amount of side-boob our way over the years, but for the first time she’s planning to take it all off — on screen. So, ya know, it’s arty! In LiLo’s new movie, the Robert Rodriguez directed “Machete,” Lindsay plays a trigger-happy socialite named April Benz and according to Hollywood Life the script features a nude scene for Lindsay.

But not just any old nude scene. She’s “slated to get wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, 34, who plays her mother, June,” Hollywood Life reports. The irony of Lindsay having never gone nude on screen before despite playing a stripper and a sexually promiscuous, oral-sex-in-boats-giving teen isn’t lost on me. But is the appeal of actually seeing her topless lost on you?

I can’t be the only one who feels that this stunt stinks of desperation — especially since we all know stripping on screen is the last attention getting stop in Hollywood before the direct-to-DVD movies and bowel-regulating late-night yogurt commercials kick in.

How much would you pay to see Lindsay Lohan topless?