It was not that long ago that the words “Lindsay Lohan bikini pics” meant that I would soon be vomiting up my smoked lamb and tabbouleh lunch all over my keyboard, but as you can see in the photos below a miracle has occurred and Lindsay Lohan’s bikini body is now no longer nauseatingly grotesque.
What does Lindsay Lohan owe this most remarkable of transformations to? Is it clean living, a healthy diet, and exercise? Of course not! As you can see in the photo below, Lindsay’s rebirth is due entirely to her starting to become a Muslim by studying the holy Qur’an.