Lindsay has retired her champagne gun and her TV show

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If you were hoping to visit Lindsay Lohan’s beach club on the Greek island of Mykonos, well, you’d better get a time machine and warp back to the blissful summer of 2018, because after just one season, both the resort and MTV show that featured it are dead. Lohan’s club — which served 15 Euro ($17) “Lohan Coladas” — is reportedly looking rather abandoned, with the “Lohan” signage stripped off of it. The reality show that accompanied the venture — Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club — lasted just one season before its cancellation.

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The club, basically a bar-slash-restaurant on a beach, was apparently opened with the MTV show in mind (Lohan already opened another two clubs in Greece before going on MTV). That reality show rated well in the beginning, but perhaps because it focused mostly on its American bar staff cast rather than Lohan (the main attraction), viewership quickly dropped off. That’s a shame, because despite the mindless low stakes drama of it all, the contestants actually went on to have valuable on-screen discussions about toxic masculinity, feminist solidarity and bisexual erasure.

It Looks Like Lindsay Lohan Abandoned Her Mykonos Beach Club And The Pics  Are Eerie

Do you see those debates happening on Game of Thrones? No, you don’t. So, bless you, Lindsay Lohan and your gaggle of hot, slightly problematic bartenders. You enriched our lives (or at least the lives of the seven people that followed the show to its end).

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