In the photos below Lindsay Lohan finds herself in a position common to all Muslim women, bent over a stove waiting to have her ass violently penetrated.

However, unlike a Muslim woman Lindsay Lohan is not covering her face thus eliminating any chance of a man achieving an erection. Also Lindsay’s hindquarters are almost certainly ridden with AIDS and a militant form of super gonorrhea.

While Lindsay Lohan might behave like an obedient Muslim’s wife in the pics below she certainly is not of the right caliber, so unfortunately for her no matter what kitchen appliance she bends over her ass will remain unviolated by us virile Muslim men.