You know how my blog is my temple, right? The Bar None has its Patron Deity (David Hasselhoff), its Patron Sain’t (Kiefer Sutherland) and now its Bar Nun: Lindsay Lohan.

Y’all know by now that on May 24th, LA Judge Marsha Revel (and you’d think a judge named ‘Revel’ would know better) committed a crime against humanity by actually forbidding Lindsay from drinking any alcohol at all. Our Bar Nun now sports a new fashion accessory: The SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor).

Here’s Lindsay on the catty walk with her ankle jewelry:

Look, i’m not gonna drag this out longer than i have to. Suffice to say, if she can’t get drunk in real life, she’s more than welcome to hang out here and get all the virtual buzz on that she wants. They still haven’t found a way to take that from us.

Here’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout… Lindsay in The Bar None.