Check out Lindsay Lohan’s super sexy g-string, although it doesn’t look as if it covers any part of her arse. Ahead of being sent to the slammer, Lindsay’s posed for some rather saucy pics for German GQ. There’s a vid and some words here about it all , but we’re nicht so gut at the Deutsche. Still, there’s more important shizzle going down with Linds right now than for us to start considering a crash evening class to pick up where our language GCSE failed to make us give a shit… Appaza, Lindsay has ‘secretly’ (erm…) checked herself into a rehab place called Pickford Lofts, which was founded by a lawyer that is now working alongside her. Speculation is that attorney Robert Shapiro may be attempting to help keep Lindsay out of jail by persuading her to enter the sober living home.

Not that the prosecutor handling her case, Danette Meyers, is having any of it. She’s reported as saying : “It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her.” “Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t. “The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.” Harsh, these prosecutor types, aren’t they?

Tbf, you can’t blame Linds for trying to come off a bit willing and repentant before she gets banged up after what some lag has been saying about her . When did prisoners start doing media stuff? Inmate Tamara Haley has told lots of different places: “Everyone will want a piece of her. “It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it – even the guards.”

Laughter? Tears? “People will love it”? Don’t tell any of Lindsay’s family members – they’ll try and turn her experience being brutalised and banged up into some kind of reality show.