Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Dancing At A Gas Station

If you thought creepy dancing clowns were having a big year, I hope you’ve included Lindsay Lohan in your calculations because Joker ain’t got shit on Lilo. Lindsay took a few moments out of her busy schedule to celebrate life the only way it should be celebrated: Late night at a Shell gas station. Presumably, after taking many important meetings with top record executives and maybe a politician or two, and therefore having no time to change out of her business attire, the spirit of dance struck Lindsay from within.

Entertainment Tonight reports that Lindsay posted a video on her Instagram with the caption:

“Fillin’ the tank with my   flamingo moves   @cousinskeether @terrellhines #dothelilo,” the actress captioned her video, adding the hashtag #DoTheLilo.”
It’s not on Lindsay’s Instagram anymore, but much like The Lord, Lindsay frequently giveths and then takeths away. Thankfully, Lindsay’s divine dance moves cannot be contained within the earthly constraints of a single Instagram account.

Oh snap! Lindsay’s coming for all your jobs. Hillary Clinton, you’re on notice. Pant Suit Nation has a new god now. Pink Panther, you might as well go investigate alternative careers because Lindsay’s gonna handle the capers from here on out. Fuel truck, beat it back to the airport. Lindsay’s got enough noxious combustible fumes, aka stank nasty dance moves, to fuel an entire fleet of Rainbow Bread delivery trucks! I have said it before, and I will say it again, the Lohanaissance is happening NOW.